Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, there’s a brand new teaser for Fifty Shades Darker, the follow up to sex thriller romp thing Fifty Shades of Grey. Yeah. That one. The one that spends it’s time on the higher shelf of your parents book shelf. The one that no one would admit to watching at the dinner table but, I see you, you’ve ALL watched it! The story of a young journalist getting seduced (forced) into BDSM has hit many a different type of nerve.)
I know there are different reactions to the film so delete where appropriate:
Now you can fall in love/ secretly enjoy (because of how bad it is)/loudly hate the sequel Fifty Shades of Grey. The follow up where dashing/abusive Christian Grey woos a timid/victimized/irritating Antastasia Steel (WHO IS CALLED THAT?) into his word of sex games/rape and assault.
Don’t forget that this is a series based on fan fiction that was specifically catered to the Twilight crowd. So….yeah. Anyway, here’s a thing for it:
Fifty Shades Darker hits cinemas next year.
God help us all!