Action heroines Michelle Rodriguez and Sigourney Weaver are back in a film that they’re both too good for, in clips that do the film absolutely no good whatsoever. After waking up and discovering that he has undergone gender reassignment surgery, an assassin seeks to find the doctor responsible. This is not a joke. An assassin goes on a killing spree to get his penis back. That’s why it’s called Tomboy. Just watch the fucking clips.
In the first clip, a man steps out of the shower, only to be interrupted by a group of gangsters turning up. Now this man has a penis, and this clip will stop at nothing to make sure you know he has a penis. Maybe this is the guy before they took his penis away? Why the fuck do they give him a sex change over night? I’m honestly so stumped on this. In the second clip, Rodriguez goes on a killing spree until she comes face to face with said gangster, possibly the one who ordered the removal of the aforementioned penis. I really don’t know.
Tomboy feels like a bad fever dream. I’m not entirely sure it exists, but if it does, it’s most certainly not worth watching. Put it this way; the only plot key words on IMDb are “full frontal female nudity”. That’s it. Nothing about assassins, or killing, or anything, just that. And even then, all we have so far is full frontal male nudity.
Why did they take his fucking penis overnight?
Tomboy is available on DVD now.