Going by the latest trailer, Lost in Florence looks to be a rather uninspiring and unimaginative film.

Stop me if you’ve heard this plot before; Man gets engaged to attractive girl, man can’t put his time playing sports in school behind him and loses girl, man discovers brand new sport that he can get interested in and starts playing, man encounters new love interest and must win the new sport to prove that he is better for her than her current boyfriend (who is very possessive of her.)

That’s roughly where the trailer ends, but let’s assume that what isn’t shown involves the protagonist nearly losing, then rallying the rest of his team to win by a minuscule margin and not getting the shit kicked out of him by the love interest’s ex.

Truly, this is a tale as old as time, and we will sing the praises of something so unique and eloquent that there will be no need to continue making movies any more, as the world will be content to watch this timeless classic over and over again.

Lost in Florence is out in 2017!